a young man whose life was far from the civilized world and is also very alarming. All his life, he has never been the name used panties. On one day, the young man fell in love with a girl who had just at unfamiliarity on a small path in the vicinity of his residence. The first time he met the girl, she fell in love. And in the second meeting, the young man proposed to her immediately.
Considering and weighing the young man to be married, then his mother sewed a pair in her. But because of their poor condition, the mother was only able to make underwear for the youth with a cloth flour.
When the wedding was over, then on the first night the young man was wearing trousers in granting his mother.
When the young man more fun, suddenly she fainted due to see the front of her panties written, 'net weight 50kg. :)
The thought, medicine box.
Patient: Doc, help heal my illness. I often walk at bedtime.
Doctor: It's a box that can be completed persoalanmu. Every night, when you're getting ready for bed remove the contents of the box and sprinkle on the floor around your bed.
Patient: What's this box, Doc? whether a type of sedative powder?
Doctor: Not. This box tacks. :)
black everything
Once upon a time in African countries there, most black man is the greatest! Black in black sense of everything, that Negro True! There are 3 small children who were comparing black father.
1 child: "My father yesterday was peel apples, .. hand him
wounded, his BLACK BLOOD !!!! ...
2nd child: "My father was correct yesterday antenna tv, he falls
until fracture, his BONE BLACK !!! "
Child to 3, not to be outdone great: "Hm .. it's not how, earlier
night when we were watching TV family room, suddenly My father
fart, ..., ... suddenly the whole room so DARK. :)
first night
joy is a man who lived and grew up in the countryside. He nuptials on the basis of an arranged marriage by her parents to a girl who comes from the village next door.
The next day, joy was asked by his father on the first night.
"What about the first night loe?" Asked the father. "I sleep very soundly sir, because of exhaustion times !!", replied joy. "Good .., nice .." His father replied with a small smile.
"Yes sir, other than that, because my wife was furious with me. After I asked why she was furious, then she showed me how the first night, then she also told me stupid man ".
His father was shocked, "Why do you say stupid?!?!"
"Yes sir .. Because my wife pointed out how the first night and immediately put it into practice in front of my eyes with the passers-by in front of my house last night Pak"
Father: "Gggrrrr .. !!!!!! you're so stupid !!! " :)
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